skullo
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Post by skullo on Oct 31, 2003 18:31:06 GMT
bum ult but...
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Post by Beelzebull on Nov 4, 2003 16:27:09 GMT
off topic..
ok mick.. for you do do then lol
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Post by knifey on Nov 4, 2003 17:42:47 GMT
The story so far......
A small and prickly object was rolling down the embankment, where Gens Was playing with his overly sized Pair of scissors. When all of a sudden bodge lept to the prickly object and only to discover his fly was undone...
When Bodge Stood Up He was all dizzy from the prikly objects poision. Gens, With his smelleh large pair of leather boots on, Took His Scissors and began to Hack away at the unsuspecting Bodge's rather naff hairstyle. Snip...Snip....Went the big scary scissors. “Whoops” said gens, “have I accidently chopped your wig to shreds?“
Suddenly a loud bang came from Bodges Arse...... “OH MY GOD!!!! A firecracker has been mistaken for a Tube Of KY…” which gens had Sold to Bodge. The post mortem Report Said Bodge had died from an explosion of the nether regions.
Knifer Was Wondering why on earth he didn’t get the shock of Ults confession out of his system Before Bodge Decided to do his superman impression which ended in disaster.
Knifer concluded that Its Time He informed the others of his death, but when knifer Arrived at the guild house he stumbled across a shiny penny and spent it on, lettuce, cucumber and and sardine sandwiches. Because he felt that even fish had a strange sexual effect upon all the ladies. Apparently, the smell Made Them Sick…… sick with love, the perverted kind. So he then tried his luck On Dawn Who b!tch slapped him so hard he required plastic surgery, which truly didn’t make any difference, to his handsome'ness, but his smell Left Something To be admired. However he thought he was uber tough, though severley lacking in any social graces, in fact he made Barinov appear a paragon of complete virtue. But we all know in reality that the master of bullnuts is of course Gens, who can always suck my nuts! (Walnuts, of course.)
Just then ult fell down dead.... to everyone's relief, Belial Decided that the kiss of Life would make his eyes pop, And Cause Him a stiffy... but soon reduced in Belials tiny green fluffy posing pouch. A significant improvement in ult's condition was noticed due to ult's screams of pain coz Omegawep had trodden mud into the open wound where Belial had cut
‘BEL WOZ ERE’
Into his buttocks where nothing good ever came from, or went to, cause he is a man of no moral conviction. With an evil streak the size of a withered up oak tree the size of King kongs mum
Then cog tried to kill skullo, but he couldn't because he isa smelly noob with a very small and filthy
much-handled weapon. So instead he bum ult but...
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Post by Ultimawep on Nov 4, 2003 23:55:51 GMT
ult kick him
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Post by Beelzebull on Nov 5, 2003 10:49:32 GMT
LOL i posting this on the forum LMAO.
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skullo
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Post by skullo on Nov 5, 2003 17:52:17 GMT
in the nads
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Post by knifey on Nov 5, 2003 23:53:57 GMT
seemingly causing no
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Post by Beelzebull on Nov 6, 2003 2:09:08 GMT
damage since his
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skullo
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Post by skullo on Nov 6, 2003 10:57:07 GMT
tiny,srivaled manhood...
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Post by Cogleastro on Nov 6, 2003 18:06:40 GMT
was made of Off topic stop talk about me  |
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skullo
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Post by skullo on Nov 6, 2003 19:56:20 GMT
cilicone jelly inplants..
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Post by Dawn on Nov 9, 2003 20:36:02 GMT
rather like Jordans
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knifey
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Post by knifey on Nov 9, 2003 22:02:15 GMT
jollies! athanatus guild....
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skullo
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Post by skullo on Nov 10, 2003 2:25:05 GMT
gens recently disapeared...
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Post by knifey on Nov 10, 2003 9:39:44 GMT
reason, "hot date"
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