Post by Micky on Nov 5, 2003 20:08:09 GMT
2 SARS bugs leave the pub after a night of drinking
> one turns to the other and says, 'Bloody Hell, I
> could murder a Chinese'
> ......................................................................
>
> The other day I phoned my local pizza delivery firm and asked for a thin
> and crusty supreme . They sent me Diana Ross.
> ......................................................................
>
> There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten
> different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
> Unfortunately, no pun in ten did .
> ......................................................................
>
> A little girl goes to the barber shop with her
> father. She stands next to the barber chair, eating a cake while her dad gets hishaircut. The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin."
> "I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits too."
> ......................................................................
>
> Scientist today exhumed beethoven from his grave, when they opened the
> coffin , they were shocked to see him playing the piano backwards, when
> asked what this meant a spokesman said he was de-composing .
> ......................................................................
>
> Sky have just won the rights to screen the first World Origami
> Championships from Tokyo. Unfortunately it's only available on Paper View......
> ......................................................................
>
> one turns to the other and says, 'Bloody Hell, I
> could murder a Chinese'
> ......................................................................
>
> The other day I phoned my local pizza delivery firm and asked for a thin
> and crusty supreme . They sent me Diana Ross.
> ......................................................................
>
> There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten
> different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
> Unfortunately, no pun in ten did .
> ......................................................................
>
> A little girl goes to the barber shop with her
> father. She stands next to the barber chair, eating a cake while her dad gets hishaircut. The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin."
> "I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits too."
> ......................................................................
>
> Scientist today exhumed beethoven from his grave, when they opened the
> coffin , they were shocked to see him playing the piano backwards, when
> asked what this meant a spokesman said he was de-composing .
> ......................................................................
>
> Sky have just won the rights to screen the first World Origami
> Championships from Tokyo. Unfortunately it's only available on Paper View......
> ......................................................................
>