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Post by bodge270 on Nov 21, 2003 18:38:41 GMT
The English Rugby team are practising for the final on saturady when Martin johnson runs up to clive woodward.
"boss boss" he says "there some white powder at the end of the practise field"
Clive runs off to take a look -- seeing the powder he shouts for all players to return to the dressing room. Worrid of sabatage or poisonious substances he calls the police.
after the police arrive an extensive serch takes place and the Sergeant returns to the dressing room
"its ok boys" he says " we found the white powder at the end of the field and its called the TRY LINE".
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Post by good joke on Dec 17, 2003 17:58:02 GMT
very good i got a better 1.
a women with no legs and arms was on the beach. a man walks past and she starts crying. whats the matter he says. she says can u kiss me i never been kissed before. so he kisses her. he walks off and she crys again. he comes back and says whats wrong. she says can u fu*k me i never been fu*ked before so the man take her on the sand lie her down and says now your fu*ked the tides coming in.
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Post by Beelzebull on Dec 18, 2003 11:27:25 GMT
lol the perfect woman....
*Waits for the flames*
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