Post by lindy on Jan 12, 2004 10:34:21 GMT
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.
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The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
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The guy answers "No, what?"
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The exasperated bartender says, "He just ate the cue ball
off my pool table - whole!"
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"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he always eats everything in sight, the little bas*ard. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."
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He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves with the monkey.
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Two weeks later he's back in the bar again and has his
monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
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While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a
Maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, then pulls it back out and eats it. Then the monkey
finds a stray peanut, and sticks it up his butt, then pulls it
out and eats it.
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The disgusted bartender demands, "Did you see what your monkey did now?"
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"No, what?" replies the guy.
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"Well, he stuck a Maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, then pulled them out and ate then!" said the bartender.
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"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still
eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to sh*t out
that cue ball, he now measures everything first.
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The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
x
The guy answers "No, what?"
x
The exasperated bartender says, "He just ate the cue ball
off my pool table - whole!"
x
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he always eats everything in sight, the little bas*ard. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."
x
He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves with the monkey.
x
Two weeks later he's back in the bar again and has his
monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
x
While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a
Maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, then pulls it back out and eats it. Then the monkey
finds a stray peanut, and sticks it up his butt, then pulls it
out and eats it.
x
The disgusted bartender demands, "Did you see what your monkey did now?"
x
"No, what?" replies the guy.
x
"Well, he stuck a Maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, then pulled them out and ate then!" said the bartender.
x
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still
eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to sh*t out
that cue ball, he now measures everything first.
)/''') RAWR!
