Post by bodge270 on Jan 21, 2004 18:46:21 GMT
After making love the young man rolls over and reaches for his jeans to get his fags.
"have you got a light" he asks the young lady
"there should be a box of matches in the drawer next to you" she says.
he opens the drawer and there on top of a photo of a man is the matches.
Nervouisly he asks "is that your husband?"
rolling over and giving him a cuddle she replies "no"
getting even more worried he asks "well is it your boyfriend"
As she starts nibbiling his ear she replies "no"
Worried now he asks "well who is it then?"
calmly tony replies "it was me before the operation"
"have you got a light" he asks the young lady
"there should be a box of matches in the drawer next to you" she says.
he opens the drawer and there on top of a photo of a man is the matches.
Nervouisly he asks "is that your husband?"
rolling over and giving him a cuddle she replies "no"
getting even more worried he asks "well is it your boyfriend"
As she starts nibbiling his ear she replies "no"
Worried now he asks "well who is it then?"
calmly tony replies "it was me before the operation"
)
)/''') RAWR!
