Golfer?

[Micky]

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally,the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf
with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a
pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I
noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over
and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my
wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's
when I made my big mistake."
What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail, looked at its butt again and yelled to my
wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!' ".
"I don't remember much after that."