Post by lindy on Feb 16, 2004 12:40:00 GMT
An adorable little girl, all blonde curls and blue eyes walks
into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp:
"Excuthe me, mithter do you keep widdle
wabbiths?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts and he gets down on his knees,
so that he's on her level, and asks:
"Do you want a widdle white wabbiths or a thoft
and fwuffy bwack wabbith or maybe one like that cute widdle
bwown wabbith over there?"
She, blushing, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans
forward and says in a quiet voice:
"I don't think my python weally givth a phuck."
into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp:
"Excuthe me, mithter do you keep widdle
wabbiths?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts and he gets down on his knees,
so that he's on her level, and asks:
"Do you want a widdle white wabbiths or a thoft
and fwuffy bwack wabbith or maybe one like that cute widdle
bwown wabbith over there?"
She, blushing, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans
forward and says in a quiet voice:
"I don't think my python weally givth a phuck."
