Maybe coz it's Friday but this made me laugh

[lindy]

The Penis Study
Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head of
a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost
over £180,000. The results concluded that the reason the head of a
man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the man with more
pleasure during sex. After the results were published, the French declared
that the British
were wrong and decided to conduct their own study of the same subject. After
three years of research and a cost in excess of £250,000 they concluded that
the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the woman
with more sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were
released, Ireland decided to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
weeks of intensive research and a cost of around £75, the Irish study was
complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the head of a man's
penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand from flying off and
hitting him in the forehead.

[Micky]

that's only a problem if yah gf got ickle hands tbh