Post by Micky on May 10, 2004 12:22:24 GMT
BENEFIT
A bloke walks into the local DSS office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi . . . You know, I just HATE drawing benefit I'd really rather have a job".
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is £200,000 a year".
The bloke says, "You're bullshitting me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
A bloke walks into the local DSS office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi . . . You know, I just HATE drawing benefit I'd really rather have a job".
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is £200,000 a year".
The bloke says, "You're bullshitting me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
)/''') RAWR!
