Post by Micky on Jun 23, 2004 17:46:35 GMT
Man goes to the doctor for his wife's test results.
Mr Smith : "I'm here for Mrs Smith's test results."
Receptionist : "Oh, I'm sorry Mr Smith, there's been a problem. We have two
sets of test results for a Mrs Smith and we don't know which belongs to your
wife..... I'm afraid it's bad news or terrible news. One test shows
Alzheimer's Disease, the other shows Aids!"
Mr Smith: "That's awful! What should I do?"
Receptionist: "The doctor suggests you drop her off in the middle of town.
If she finds her way home, don't shag her."
Mr Smith : "I'm here for Mrs Smith's test results."
Receptionist : "Oh, I'm sorry Mr Smith, there's been a problem. We have two
sets of test results for a Mrs Smith and we don't know which belongs to your
wife..... I'm afraid it's bad news or terrible news. One test shows
Alzheimer's Disease, the other shows Aids!"
Mr Smith: "That's awful! What should I do?"
Receptionist: "The doctor suggests you drop her off in the middle of town.
If she finds her way home, don't shag her."
57!! wot's that - a quadruple "G" cup?