Post by Micky on Aug 18, 2004 12:17:20 GMT
A wealthy old lady decided to go on a photo safari in Africa. She took her
faithful pet dachshund along for company.
One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the
dachshund discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about, he notices
leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of
having lunch.
The dachshund thinks, "OK, I'm in deep trouble now! Then he noticed some
bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew the
bones with his back to the approaching cat.
Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly,"Boy,
that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more here."
Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, as a look of
terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees.
"Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearly had me."
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
protection from the leopard. So, off he goes.
But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed,and
figured that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the
leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey,hop
on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine."
Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back,and
thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits
down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them
yet...and just when they get close enough to hear the dachshund
says..................... "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off half an
hour ago to bring me another leopard!"
REMEMBER: IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE, BAFFLE THEM WITH
BULLSH1T.
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faithful pet dachshund along for company.
One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the
dachshund discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about, he notices
leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of
having lunch.
The dachshund thinks, "OK, I'm in deep trouble now! Then he noticed some
bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew the
bones with his back to the approaching cat.
Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly,"Boy,
that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more here."
Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, as a look of
terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees.
"Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearly had me."
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
protection from the leopard. So, off he goes.
But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed,and
figured that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the
leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey,hop
on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine."
Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back,and
thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits
down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them
yet...and just when they get close enough to hear the dachshund
says..................... "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off half an
hour ago to bring me another leopard!"
REMEMBER: IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE, BAFFLE THEM WITH
BULLSH1T.
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