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Post by Fisco on Dec 24, 2005 11:03:39 GMT
A south African loses his leg in a gold mining accident...........
"I'm f*cked now!" he says, "Who 'd want a one-legged gold digger?"......
"ME" said Paul McCartney.
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Post by Fisco on Dec 24, 2005 11:06:00 GMT
News just in.......
IKEA have developed a bed for lesbians, a spokesman said "There's no screwing involved just tongue and groove".
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Post by Fisco on Dec 24, 2005 11:16:56 GMT
Blind man went for a job in a wood yard saying he could identify wood by using his sense of smell alone.
He was tested on different types of wood and he guessed correctly everytime!
To catch him out the secretary lay naked in the yard....
He sniffed away and asked for the wood to be turned over...he sniffed again............
"Can't fool me" he said "It's an old shithouse door off a tuna boat!"
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Post by Fisco on Dec 24, 2005 11:19:54 GMT
A man pinches his wifes arse and says "If you firm this up, you could get rid of your girdle"
Later, in bed, he squeezes her boobs and says "If you firm these up, you could get rid of your bra"
She grabs his male dangly bits and says "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardner, the milkman and your brother!"
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Post by Khetti on Dec 24, 2005 15:25:20 GMT
A man inches his wifes arse and says "If you firm this up, you could get rid of your girdle" Later, in bed, he squeezes her boobs and says "If you firm these up, you could get rid of your bra" She grabs his male dangly bits and says "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardner, the milkman and your brother!" Seen that one in a mag before  Nice jokes, made me chuckle. |
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)/''') RAWR!