Post by Micky on Jul 24, 2005 11:02:32 GMT
THE PICTURE ON THE NIGHT STAND
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on the fartherest nightstand near the bed.
He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who the hell is he, then !! ?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery!"
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on the fartherest nightstand near the bed.
He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who the hell is he, then !! ?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery!"