Post by Micky on Apr 21, 2007 12:30:05 GMT
Erectile Dysfunction
>
> Bob can't get an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor
>tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and
>there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental
>surgery.
>
> Bob asks what the surgery is and the doctor tells him they take
>the muscles from the base of a baby elephant's trunk, insert them in
>the base of his penis, and hope for the best.
>
> Bob says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having
>sex again is even scarier, so he says ok.
>
> The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks
>later he gives Bob the go ahead to "try out his new equipment".
>
> Bob takes his wife out to dinner. While at dinner Bob starts
>feeling incredible pressure in his pants. It gets unbearable and he
>figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants.
>
> No sooner does he do this than his penis pops out of his pants,
>rolls across the table, grabs an apple from the fruit basket, and
>disappears back into his pants.
>
> His wife sits in shock for a few moments, and then gets a sly look
>on her face. She says, "That was pretty cool! Can you do that
>again?"
>
> With his eyes watering and a painful look on his face, Bob says,
>"Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another apple up I disagree."
>
> Bob can't get an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor
>tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and
>there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental
>surgery.
>
> Bob asks what the surgery is and the doctor tells him they take
>the muscles from the base of a baby elephant's trunk, insert them in
>the base of his penis, and hope for the best.
>
> Bob says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having
>sex again is even scarier, so he says ok.
>
> The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks
>later he gives Bob the go ahead to "try out his new equipment".
>
> Bob takes his wife out to dinner. While at dinner Bob starts
>feeling incredible pressure in his pants. It gets unbearable and he
>figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants.
>
> No sooner does he do this than his penis pops out of his pants,
>rolls across the table, grabs an apple from the fruit basket, and
>disappears back into his pants.
>
> His wife sits in shock for a few moments, and then gets a sly look
>on her face. She says, "That was pretty cool! Can you do that
>again?"
>
> With his eyes watering and a painful look on his face, Bob says,
>"Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another apple up I disagree."