Micky
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Buckin' Funny
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sticky
May 22, 2007 11:44:21 GMT
Post by Micky on May 22, 2007 11:44:21 GMT
Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a Honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny , Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
His mom says, "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His Mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"
He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my model aero-plane glue."
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dedkisr
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fire, water, burn!
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sticky
May 22, 2007 13:08:21 GMT
Post by dedkisr on May 22, 2007 13:08:21 GMT
muahahhaa! good one
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sticky
May 23, 2007 8:36:03 GMT
Post by Beelzebull on May 23, 2007 8:36:03 GMT
Devil is evil i tell ya!!!!
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sticky
May 23, 2007 9:34:20 GMT
Post by Peripherie on May 23, 2007 9:34:20 GMT
haha i actually lol'd irl
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