Micky
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Post by Micky on Jun 22, 2007 17:07:59 GMT
Jupe was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. Belly walked in; She turned and said, You've got to make love to me this very moment." His eyes lit up and he thought, "This is my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
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Post by Beelzebull on Jun 24, 2007 9:13:44 GMT
LOL
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Post by Fisco on Jun 24, 2007 19:55:21 GMT
Surely after boiling for such a short period of time, those eggs would be unsafe to eat?
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