Micky
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Buckin' Funny
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Post by Micky on Jun 23, 2007 10:19:37 GMT
Husband walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I'll not put it on, do the modelling naked and return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund for myself".
So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good grief! It wasn't that creased in the shop".
His funeral is this Thursday
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Post by Beelzebull on Jun 25, 2007 7:06:59 GMT
lol nasty.... mick u ar a nasty man
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dedkisr
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Post by dedkisr on Jun 25, 2007 7:17:31 GMT
haha! many, many years later, same widow walks very slowly and aided by her walking stick, down the aisle between the graves on the cemetery. She meets the caretaker and asks him in her old, wrinkly voice: "dear sir, can you point me to grave number 13, row 12, please?" he replies: "that's what i hate about you old buggers, once you climb out you cannot find back!"
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