Micky
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Windy
Jun 23, 2007 10:22:22 GMT
Post by Micky on Jun 23, 2007 10:22:22 GMT
Grandma had been placed into a new nursing home. The nurse wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, so that her family could visit her in the gardens. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so one of the nurses came over, grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.
A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the nurse grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon she started leaning forward, so the nurse again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.
A grandson, who arrived to visit, came up to Grandma and said, "Hi, Grandma; you're looking good! How are they treating you?"
Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the grandson...
"They won't let me fart ."
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Windy
Jun 24, 2007 9:13:00 GMT
Post by Beelzebull on Jun 24, 2007 9:13:00 GMT
LMAO
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